The Simpsons - A Fish Called Selma

''Dr. Zaius''

Spoken: Help the human's about to excape
Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape
(gasp) He Can Talk x7
I Can Sing!!!
Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Chorus
Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
Chorus( 2x )

''Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z''

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius!