The Simpsons - The Nanny

Lisa) If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports
(Bart) Might I add, eat my shorts
(Lisa) Bart!
(Bart) Just cuttin' through the treacle
(Lisa) If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
(Bart) Let me get away with moider
(Lisa) Teach us songs and magic tricks

(Homer) Might I add, no fat chicks!
(Marge) Homer!
(Lisa) The nanny we want is kindly and sage
(Homer) And one who will work for minimum wage
(Lisa) Hurry, nanny, things are grim -
(Grampa) - I'll do it!
(Bart & Lisa) Anyone but him!