Tekst piosenki
If I was chicken I'd cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck!
I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more.
So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief.
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think I'm an idiot.
If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a cheeta I'm a pain in the ass.
I like to drink whiskey like to smoke grass, I drove into a tree just to see shit crash.
Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass,
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast.
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think I'm an idiot.
I went to Batswana to buy some marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa,
I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a siesta and ate an enchelada.
I went to tahiti got busted for a grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'
Beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'.
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think I'm an idiot.
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think I'm an idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
I like to act out like a fool.
I like to act out like a fool.
I like to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot.
