Too Bad Eugene - Cute Little Ex-Con

Maybe she didn't start our first date out all wrong
Maybe she didn't talk about herself too long
Maybe she didn't act all boring like a robot
But she's not the one cause she's a

Cute little x-con she's not the one
Thinks killing is fun I'm on the run
I gotta find a place to go
Cute little x-con it's sick and wrong
She's gotta big gun I'm on the run
She doesn't like being told no

Maybe she didn't kiss just like an old bull frog
Maybe she didn't have a body like a log
Maybe she didn't have a mustache but I still doubt
We'll go out again cause she's a

Cute little x-con she's not the one
Thinks killing is fun I'm on the run
I gotta find a place to go
Cute little x-con it's sick and wrong
She's gotta big gun I'm on the run
She doesn't like being told no

Has she always been a psychopath
I'd love to see the aftermath
If she could ever change her ways
And if she didn't seek my end
I'd probably take her out again again
But she's a cute little x-con she's not the one
Thinks killing is fun I'm on the run
I gotta find a place to go
Cute little x-con it's sick and wrong
She's gotta big gun I'm on the run