Tub Ring: Scuba Gear

I guess they all stare me
'Cause I dress so differently
I think a mask and snorkel
Goes with every suit

So unimpressed (go)
About the way I dress
Feelin' rather stylish
Tad pretentious I confess (uh-huh)

Just swimmin' around
In this world that I have found
And to me you're just a fish

And I wear my scuba mask
So it will help me see
Yeah, fish
And my snorkel is necessity
For me to breathe

And now you're actin'
Like I'm out of place
Because you can't tell
What's on my mind

Livin' from year to year
I got my scuba gear
Even though people laugh at me
And my mask gets foggy

People I often meet
Ask me how do I eat
And have I lost my
Sense of smell

My lovin' wife is now my ex
I wore my gear during sex
I thought my snorkel would do more
To turn her on

Stupid at best, oh
About the way I dress
Kids call me the frogman
Wish they'd just give it a rest

Just swimmin' around
In this world that I have found
And I may have just, fish
And I wear my scuba mask
cause it will help me see

Yeah, fish
And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe

And now you're actin'
Like I'm out of place
Because you can't tell
What's on my mind

Livin' from year to year
I got my scuba gear
Even though people laugh at me
And my mask, it's foggy

People I often meet
Ask me how do I eat
And have I lost my
Sense of smell

I scare the girls I try to kiss
It's hard to take because of this
At least my mask protects
In case I get slapped

Seems no one respects my choice
But hardly do my eyes get moist
Cause when this is the fashion
I'll know where it's at

Stupid at best, oh
About the way I dress
Kids call me the frogman
Wish they'd just give it a rest

Just swimmin' around
In this world that I have found
And I may have just...fish!
And I wear my scuba mask cause it will help me see
Yeah, fish!
And my snorkel is a substitute for me to breathe

You're my little fish
And I know there comes a day
When I will beat this thing
Yes, my little fish

And the result of my decision
It will make me king