The Undertones - My perfect cousin

Now I've got a cousin called Kevin He's sure to go to heaven Always spotless clean and neat As smooth as you'll get them He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket My Ma said they cost a packet But she won't even let me explain That me and Kevin are just not the same Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn't He's his family's pride and joy His mother's little golden boy! He's got a degree in economics Maths, physics and bionics! he thinks that I'm a cabbage 'cause I hate university challenge Even at the age of ten Smartboy Kevin was a smartboy then He always beat me at subbuteo 'cause he flicked to kick and I didn't know His mother bought him a synthesizer Got the Human League in to advise her Now he's making lots of noise Playing along with the artschool boys Girls try to attract his attention But what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection But he'll never be left on the shelf 'cause Kevin, he's in love with himself!