Universal Hall Pass - Katrinah Josephina

Katrinah Josephina is no longer so they say
She disappeared one year ago and not a trace remains

All the theories are just hearsay as to why she disappeared
Some say she was abducted and some say she drowned in fear

And what a joy it is to be the only one who knows
Katrinah Josephina journeys 90 leagues below

She's singing the praises of angels and sages
Oh when the pill swear off
The symptoms will return
You may have found relief
The cause has still yet to be learned

As a child she was quite mystified
in searching for the soul
With spade in hand she soon began
to dig a little hole

At one league and 15 years she ventured down her tunneled plight
And was greeted by a troupe of dancing demons stanced to fight
Each demon bid her
"Say our names, as our names you should know
until such time your chains will bind us follow where you go!"

And what a joy it is to be the only one who knows
Katrinah Josephina soon identified her foes!

Yes she's still singing the praises of angels and sages
Oh when the pills wear off
the demons will return
Unless you're brave enough to face the ruler of their world.

After years upon the surface
higher learning taught her well
That the value of the human soul's a dollar earned in hell
So one year ago upon this night
she dragged me to her hole
Her waist was roped
Don't dare let go!
her voice resounded from below

Keep singing the praises of angels and sages.
'Cause when the pills wear off