The Vandals - Live fast, diarrhea

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left them inside her Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am It's the last think I'll ask I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am It's the last thing I'll ask I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3)