Violent Delight - Parental Guidance

Well I say, Well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I cant be bothered
cause today
Well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
cause I heard my parents fucking

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you dont know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Yeah

Late one night, woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents trying for another daughter
Didnt think, my Dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you dont know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

I guess the proper time has come to say I am very proud of you son

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whats wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, When Im that old Im gonna do it too!

When I was watching the tele
I looked up at Dads shelf and saw some KY Jelly
Well the thoughts, well they werent a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you dont know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Well I guess, Its cause Im them Im here
But before I go on, I should make one thing clear
How could they, ever put me through this
cause seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you dont know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
[repeat until end]