Bare Naked Ladies: another postcard

Bare naked ladies
Everything to Everyone
another postcard
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
And all of them comin' anonymously so they leave no trail
Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees

Some chimps with swimsuits
Some chimps a-swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jack boots
Some chimps who wish they could be mine
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on a can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me--maybe she's sending me--just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep and it's going to be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight

Some chimps in hard hats a-workin' on the chain gang
Some chimps who love cats burnin' rubber in a Mustang
A birthday wishin' chimp
A chimp in black like a goth
A going fishin' chimp
A British chimp in the bath

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Some of them follow me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come
They won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I got the shaved chimps
That's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in the women's underwear

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me