Tekst piosenki
Everything to Everyone
another postcard
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
And all of them comin' anonymously so they leave no trail
Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees
Some chimps with swimsuits
Some chimps a-swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jack boots
Some chimps who wish they could be mine
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on a can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me--maybe she's sending me--just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep and it's going to be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight
Some chimps in hard hats a-workin' on the chain gang
Some chimps who love cats burnin' rubber in a Mustang
A birthday wishin' chimp
A chimp in black like a goth
A going fishin' chimp
A British chimp in the bath
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Some of them follow me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come
They won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I got the shaved chimps
That's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in the women's underwear
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
