Self: Stewardess

north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my destination
north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my home
north eastern south west mississippi
i'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
north eastern south west mississippi
never mind the times, never mind the times
and as a matter of fact your just a gun alone and tempermental.
so rewind the clock, the machine, and your one wheel unicycle.
travel all across the world, extend your earlobe cause its a cold day out there,
and your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray.

north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my destination
north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my home
north eastern south west mississippi
i'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
north eastern south west mississippi
never mind the times, oh i never mind the times

and as a matter of fact your underpaid for all that you can offer
so tell the boys that they can fight over your one star uniform.

they can take everything that they have worked for,
that you have worked for and shove it right where the sun dont shine,
right where the sun dont shine. got it?

north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my destination
north eastern south west mississippi
i'm going to reach my home
north eastern south west mississippi
i'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
north eastern south west mississippi
never mind the times, oh i never mind the times

and as a matter of fact your just a guy alone and tempermental.
so rewind the clock, the machine, and your one wheel unicycle.
travel all across the world, extend your earlobe.
shes a nothing, shes a nobody. but you , you just keep standing there dont ya? dont ya?