Tim And Eric - I Sit Down When I Pee

I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just taking a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number 2

No can do I'm takin a pee
sitting on the lou having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down.

And you're not making brown?

No, I'm not making brown!

Are you making iced tea?

No, just lemonade

But are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down!!!

Why don't you stand like a regular man
then you can use the pee in urinal can

You really wanna know why I'm sitting strong?
I just can't stand touching my dong.