Unknown Artist - U.S. Roach

Oh American roach!
My hearts fill with thee
There is only one coach
to cheer my team to victory!

Oh patriotic roach!
La cucaracha you're not!
You do not infest our lands
like some kind of IRC bot!

(chorus)
Roach! Roach! Old Glory to the roach!
Crawl on the lands of those who poach!
Gonna survive the nuke war one two three
Gonna scavenge the remains for true liberty!

Gonna rhyme the word 'brain'
with the word 'insane'
cuz every lame lyric
is exactly the same!