Adam Sandler: Oh mom

[Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" [F1:] "Here you go" [M1:] "Thanks" [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Brad:] "Why not Mom?" [F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go." [Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Brad:] "Oh mom..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F1:] "Don't wory Brad." [F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [F2:] "Really? I really like it..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Oh mom, who is?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [M3:] "Do you think you could drop me off there?..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [M3:] "How am I gonna get there?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [M3:] "I'll walk I guess." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?" [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "Please?" [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "Come on, mom." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Brad:] "I'll get it for you Cindy." [Cindy:] "Thanks Brad." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Cindy:] "Thanks for the tip, Ma." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Brad:] "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Brad:] "Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "Mother, Brad is right." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "We should go out, it'll be fun." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [M3:] "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Cindy:] "You wanna come Dave?" [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Dave:] "No, I'll hang out with mom." [M1:] "You sure?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Dave:] "Yeah, go without me." [M3:] "All right, see you guys later." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Dave:] "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?" [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Dave:] "Please?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Dave:] "Mom, you're over reacting!" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Dave:] "Why are you so overprotective!?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Dave:] "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!" [Bangs on the table, gets up] [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Screen door closes] [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at him!"