Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas

Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He pick and pick till it made you sick
But back again it grows

Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He pick and pick till it made you sick
But back again it grows

When it's cotton picking time in Texas
Boys, it's booger picking time for Ben
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waiting nostril
Here he comes with a green one once again

All right, pick it, Eric

Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He pick and pick till it made you sick
But back again it grows

Everybody
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose
He pick and pick till it made you sick
But back again it grows