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She got my number and she chasing me so far Me out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas Mixed-up and bleeding, Is high on believing Its all surreal Slip on a T-shirt, me gotta look so cool Me Biba braces are making me so cruel She Dinosaur and Me her He-Whore Sleep Muriel Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping She dressed to kill and Me looking so jolly I know she will cos shes a lady of folly Shes seventeen, oh ! You know what I mean Shes a circus girl Across the ring on a gay light fantastic For anything, oh ! Shell bust her elastic She so inviting, me giving up fighting Im all in a whirl Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping A superman in a comical moment Jump through the fan, youre the inhuman showman Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more So gullible !!!!Me took ma band on the road for a lift up She took my hand and she said "never give up"Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yer So subtle..Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping






